Q: This is not a moment I've been looking forward to.

Guinan: [approaching] I hear they drummed you out of the Continuum.

Q: I like to think of it as a significant career move.

Guinan: Just one of the boys, eh?

Q: One of the boys with an I.Q. of two thousand and five.

Lt. Cmdr. Data: The captain and crew are not yet convinced that he is fully human.

Guinan: Really? [She picks up a sharp-tined fork and stabs Q's hand]

Q: AAAAAAHHHH!

Guinan: Seems human enough to me.